This week has been nothing but rediculous thus far.
Monday morning, I woke up, went about my routine and such...on my way down to see my family for the morning in congested Massachusetts morning traffic on a rainy foggy day; there was a small Navy Blue BMW weaving in and out of traffic with no lights on, past 80 mph.
I watched out as this jerkface continued to drive the way he did
(granted most of the time I'm not better,..but 1. I use my signals and 2. I keep my lights on)
I got onto the ramp that takes me into Taunton by way of rte 44 Raynham when I notice his vehicle riding so far up my ass I might as well be a gay man, happy and blitzed in P-Town on his birthday.
Going about my way I made it through two lights when I see this very large looking man in that same BMW lean over and take a photo of me and the front of my car.....
Creepy? Yeah. I think so.
You had better believe I followed his ass...
Wouldn't you know it he drives straight to the main road in front of the hospital and climbs his Fat Humpty Dumpty but out of that beamer holding a stethescope preaching in his tainted puerto-espagnol lang-u-age about how he's a doctor and I can't drive this way and follow him....
The police officer asked me what exactly happenned as Mr. Dr Snooty Fat Pants got in the police officers' face....
I looked at this round gentleman...and I clearly stated...
"No YOU CAN'T drive THAT FAST, in THIS WEATHER, WITHOUT using SIGNALS, or HAVING NO LIGHTS ON,.....You're a DOCTOR you should KNOW BETTER!"
The cop laughed....and then this man PERSISTED to traipse around and CLOSE to my vehicle pointing out everything wrong with it...like he was actually trying to get me in trouble for what?
Following him when he was acting suspicious?
Creeper.
After said fat man drove away....my car wouldn't start.
No, of course not.
So the officer tells me ...."personally between you and I that guys a dick...he's a cancer doctor and saved my mother's life...I guess he knows his shit...but I like you better...he's a scumbag"
My response: "Officer,....I'm a student...but I take care of people after doctors send them home from the hospital, with a diagnosis...or whatever..I just take care of them after the doctors do..."
He says: "I told you I liked you better"
That was just my morning....to sum up the day it got a little better....less commotion....
But today...
TODAY was a different story.
Today I went to work,...we did the usual doctors appointment and what have you...
Time to attempt writing for today I treated myself to something small to eat at a resteraunt.
Where I waited a half hour before I went LOOKING for a waitress....
another half hour for my food...
and another hour after that before I decided trying to find the waitress so I could pay was worth it.
I made my way out to see a band play like I had promised them I would by 830 tonight.
Seeing new friends and attempting to make more...
Upon leaving the venue with them at 10 pm It was asked of me to join the after-party by 3 of the band members.
Okay :) Why not right?
I was all for it....I don't party much, but when I do it's a throwdown.
Ready to go I waited for a good 20 minutes...which was fine...no complaining...I was getting pumped in my car.
When they finally get all packed up to go...and start to drive away when my car decided she was going to stutter like a verbally disabled child with a swolen toungue. While overheating...
I mean what else could go wrong? Oh yeah...I was actually on the curb going DOWN and OUT of the parking lot on a main road.
That's right people....I broke down on an exiting ramp of a parking lot.
Go Me.
It's 11 pm at night...my phone was dead...my car ....well....we're gonna TRY to figure this out.
Seeing large high headlights...this gentleman pulls up in a massive white landscaping truck and offers me a ride and jumper cables...I took the offer of jumper cables....and he said it would take him 15 minutes to go get them. I wasn't sure that he was going to come back....but he did.
However BEFORE he came back....a puerto rican couple pulled up and over to me and lucky me to notice the tear drops tattooed next to the wife's eyes while the husband didn't speak any English.
Yeah this was going over well....
I was certain that I was going to die from a very angry stabbing from a puerto rican woman to a brazilian....
The young man that helped me to begin with came back....we pushed my car to safety.
And we charged it.
It didn't work, and so he called in re-enforcements.
Again...this time I thought I might get gang raped...because I didn't know why more men kept showing up!
But they were all very nice to me.
I got lost on my way home in and around Jamaica Plains...
And then ten minutes away from my house I got pulled over...again...
He let me go.
I don't know how I manage...but I do...
I just wish that I could manage these situations in a more fun way...with other people...
Let's see how Wednesday goes.
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